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Actually Scary Halloween Costumes
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
A fez-wearing salesman advertises a range of Halloween costumes for anyone tired of vampires and killer clowns. Instead of monsters, his catalogue offers the dreads of ordinary Irish adult life: bank managers, disappointed parents, cyclists, exhausted surgeons, charity street fundraisers and an ex appearing at the worst moment, plus walking embodiments of an expired motor tax disc, a cheap haircut, a pile of missed calls, a tradesman's quote and a financial audit. The final model, the landlord, looks exactly like a classic vampire.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 6
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Who's the last person you'd like to meet in a dark alleyway? Is it a charity collector?
I thought you were meant to be dressed as a landlord?
The rabbit hole continues
One more couldn’t hurt.
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