Self
RZA • Guest
Wu-Tang Financial
Cast
Self
GZA • Guest
Quotes
We're about to go to war, invest in some nuclear bombs.
Unfortunately, Ol' Dirty Bastard couldn't make it today, but he sent his regards.
Synopsis
A soothing ad for family financial security takes a turn when it invites viewers into Wu-Tang Financial. RZA and GZA greet stiff, suit-wearing clients in the firm's lobby, then sit across a conference table from a nervous couple and counsel them in blunt, profane hip-hop slang, mixing actual portfolio terms with military-grade investment tips and movie references. The ad promises consultants ready to meet every need, apologizes for one absent member of the Clan, sends the couple off with a handshake, and ends with GZA and a group of elderly clients gleefully chanting and gesturing at the camera before the two founders strike an arms-crossed pose in the lobby.
Credits
| Person | Role | Description | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Scott Vincent | Director | Wu-Tang Financial segment director |
 | Dave Chappelle | Writer | Creator & Writer |
| Neal Brennan | Writer | Creator & Writer |