Long Island Medium

Saturday Night Live (2012)

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

Theresa Caputo
Kate McKinnon • Cast
Man
Taran Killam • Cast
Victoria Caputo
Vanessa Bayer • Cast
Shopper
Aidy Bryant • Cast
Woman
Nasim Pedrad • Cast
Man
Tim Robinson • Cast
Wife
Cecily Strong • Cast
Husband
Bobby Moynihan • Cast
Larry Caputo
Daniel Craig • Host
Cook
Fred Armisen • Cast

"My name is Teresa and I talk to the dead" "Ok, yeh"

"He's at peace and he has the sauce"

“I may be a medium, but at Chico’s, I’m a large”

“Who had the grandfather that choked on a meatball parm? His name was Sal.”

“look at that hunk of prosciutto, isn’t that gorgeous??”

"Yes, she drowned in the river!"

"You may not be laughing but your grandparents were"

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