A pitch-perfect parody of the Sid and Marty Krofft children's shows (HR Pufnstuf, Lidsville), set in the psychedelic "Altered State of Drugachusettes." The sketch features a cast of colorful fantasy characters openly celebrating drug use in the style of a saccharine 1970s kids' TV show. The villain, Prof. Ellis D. Trails (a spoof of Charles Nelson Reilly's Lidsville character), is having a very bad trip, while a character named HallucinaJenny improbably serves as the voice of reason. The segment ends with sage advice for the kids at home: "Only take what you can handle and always know your dealer."