In a spot-on parody of tear-jerking charity telethons and PSA fundraisers, the Upright Citizens Brigade introduces viewers to Little Donny, a young boy suffering from a fictional medical condition: an enormous penis that accounts for over 13% of his body weight. The sketch unfolds in the style of a late-night charity appeal, with the UCB cast members (Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, and Matt Walsh) playing concerned celebrity advocates who earnestly plead for donations to 'The Little Donny Foundation.' Footage of Donny struggling with everyday activities — riding a bike, walking down the street — is intercut with increasingly absurd appeals for money and special equipment. The sketch escalates in comedic intensity while maintaining its straight-faced PSA tone throughout, culminating in a wailing, overwrought emotional appeal.