In a cold open parody of the show's own Season 1 signature "Dream of the 90s" sketch, Fred Armisen performs an original folk song celebrating Portland's embrace of 1890s Victorian-era aesthetics. The song waxes nostalgic about pickling vegetables, brewing beer, wearing suspenders (belts hadn't really been invented yet), carving your own ice cubes, dandies, hobos, strongmen, and turn-of-the-century sensibilities. Melanie (Carrie Brownstein) chimes in with the observation that it's "like if President McKinley was never assassinated." The sketch satirizes hipster culture's obsession with vintage lifestyles taken to an absurd historical extreme, framing the 1890s as the new 1990s for Portland's countercultural residents.