In this parody of "The Hurt Locker," a young man arrives at his family's Thanksgiving dinner only to discover the entire table is rigged with conversational landmines. As his grandmother innocently brings up topics like Trump, the NFL kneeling controversy, religion, who does the dishes, and other hot-button issues, actual bombs appear that must be carefully defused. The sketch escalates as more dangerous topics emerge, including whether Oprah should run for president and deeply personal family secrets. In true Hurt Locker fashion, the protagonist works methodically to disarm each explosive conversation while his grandfather continuously drinks whiskey. The sketch culminates with an emotional revelation about the grandfather's loveless marriage, leading to a dramatic conclusion.