Katie tries to convince Grant and Mike Trapp to perform Christmas songs at a party, but the songs she remembers are so obscure that Grant and Trapp have never heard of them (and they sound extremely fake). Katie enthusiastically sings bizarre songs like "Sad Sally's Christmas Wish" ("I want a balloon"), "Santa Rock," "The Elf Overture," and a song about whipping Santa's reindeer. She insists these are all well-known classics that everyone in Chicago knows, claiming they're "Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics." Grant and Trapp grow increasingly confused and concerned about looking like fools in front of Rekha. The sketch features callbacks to previous CollegeHumor running gags, including whiskey stones.