Drunk Uncle makes his second appearance on Weekend Update to discuss his New Year's resolutions. He launches into a rambling monologue about how far five dollars used to go back in the day (buying a hotdog, bread, milk, cigarettes, and a television), complains that his nephew bought him a smartphone for "Chritmas" but it's not smart enough to get him a driver's license ("If it's sooo smart why can't I get a drivers license?... REAGAN!"), rants about having to "press one for English," mentions wanting to "kindle" his boyfriend, and declares his New Year's resolution is to watch the damn Vikings game despite Gloria's objections. Throughout the appearance, he exhibits typical drunk behavior including confused rambling, backward cigarettes, and his signature complaints about modern life, technology, and cultural changes.