Holiday Dinner at Fuddermuckers

Mad TV (2005) Episode 8
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A dysfunctional family turns their holiday dinner at Fuddermuckers restaurant into an epic rap battle where no family member is safe from getting roasted.
Christmas
Family Dysfunction
Rap
Restaurant
Musical
2000s
Roast
Generational Conflict
Hip Hop

You're lucky this is your last Christmas
When will the white singers be coming back...
I'll heat up this spoon and scorch your sack
If by great you mean gay
Fill my stocking up with BLING!
With a big booty bitch ridin' on my thang!
Bitch so old she's farting dust
NO. MONICAAAAAA!
Thank you that was 'cultural'

A family gathers at Fuddermuckers restaurant for their holiday dinner, but instead of traditional carols, they break into hip-hop style rap songs brutally roasting each other. The sketch features Felicia Felony and other colorful family members including Uncle Wally, who deliver savage disses about each family member's flaws and shortcomings. The grandmother steals the show with particularly harsh lines about heating up spoons and scorching people. What starts as one family member's rap performance escalates into a full-blown family rap battle, with hard-hitting beats and even harsher lyrics. The sketch parodies both family dysfunction and early 2000s hip-hop culture, with Jordan Peele channeling DMX/Ja Rule energy in his performance.

Jordan Peele's performance is notably reminiscent of early 2000s rappers like DMX and Ja Rule. The sketch's title "Fuddermuckers" is a play on the Fuddruckers restaurant chain. Crista Flanagan's portrayal of the grandmother received particular praise from viewers. The video has over 431,000 views on YouTube with strong engagement (3,911 likes). Multiple commenters noted how difficult it must have been for the cast to perform without breaking character.

PersonRole
Bruce LeddyDirector
Lauren DombrowskiWriter
Bryan AdamsWriter
Dick BlasucciWriter
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