George R.R. Martin Ruins Christmas (Hardly Working)

George R.R. Martin drops by the CollegeHumor office during the holiday season to rewrite classic Christmas stories with his signature dark, murderous twists. When the office workers excitedly tell him their favorite Christmas tales, Martin transforms each one into a brutal Game of Thrones-style bloodbath. Rudolph gets killed in "The Red Christmas" (a parody of the infamous Red Wedding), Frosty the Snowman melts and dies with "no one to remember him," and Santa Claus is slain along with his entire household with the declaration "So ends House Clause." The sketch culminates with Martin destroying the entire Night's Watch and everyone else in one fell swoop. Throughout it all, Martin cackles with his distinctive laugh, gleefully drinking in the sorrow and tears of his victims. The sketch brilliantly parodies Martin's notorious tendency to kill off fan-favorite characters in unexpected and gruesome ways.