Santa's My Boyfriend

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Three ladies discover they're all dating the same man—and he wears a red suit.
Christmas
Innuendo
Musical
Cold Open
Ensemble
1950s
Infidelity
Song

Santa's my boyfriend; oh yes, Santa's the one that I love.
When everyone else is putting up their stockings, he's taking mine off.
My boyfriend knows when I'm sleeping, he always treats me right.
The touch of his furry white-glove... Ah!
And I don't even mind when he sees me and shouts: 'Ho, ho, ho!'
I can't wait for the time, when he'll truly be mine, and he'll leave his bitch of a wife!
He's gonna leave her, right? Of course he's gonna leave her – he promised!
Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

While trimming a Christmas tree, three women (Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, and Kristen Wiig) discover they all have the same boyfriend - Santa Claus. They break into a harmonized song filled with clever double entendres about their relationships with Santa, including references to chimney visits, milk and cookies, and stockings. The sketch features the trio singing in perfect harmony with 1950s-60s girl group styling, making innuendos about Santa's "furry white glove," him coming down chimneys, and shouting "ho ho ho" when he sees them. The sketch concludes with them realizing he's married and expressing hope that he'll leave Mrs. Claus. This served as the cold open for the episode, ending with the classic "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!" sung in beautiful three-part harmony.
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