Jane Wickline appears at the Weekend Update desk to discuss Sabrina Carpenter's Netflix Christmas special, performing an original song while singing "as" Sabrina Carpenter (despite admitting she can't look or sound like her). The character humorously addresses the confusion and frustration around why internet audiences don't speculate about Sabrina's sexuality like they do with other pop stars such as Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, and Harry Styles. The song features witty lyrics about leaving mixed signals ("I leave a trail of breadcrumbs then I leave a trail of loaves of bread"), references to covering Chappell Roan songs, the "Taste" video co-starring Jenna Ortega, and an awkwardly festive mention of "FRUITCAKE." The performance showcases Wickline's signature dry, deadpan style with off-key singing that's oddly catchy.