Singing Elves

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Two outrageously inappropriate department store elves perform a wildly adult-themed Christmas song that leaves families absolutely shook.
Christmas
Adult
Innuendo
mall
Musical
Recurring
Elves
Santa Claus

Merry Christmas to the children!
Girl, what did that girl just say girl?
I don't like that for you.
Mrs. Claus has needs... NEEDS! Needs that start with a D... D!
This song was written at 5 uh-em
We know all the same people! / Maybe you do.
I'm talking about CRO-CRAINE!
More than that, we are entertain-ters!
The snorty snow. The Northeast snow. I'm talking about crook rain!

At Santa Land in North Ridge Mall, two enthusiastic elves (Dondra Dupres and Wondrous Williams) perform a series of Christmas songs for families that contain shockingly inappropriate lyrics about Mrs. Claus's adult needs, Santa doing cocaine, and other risqué holiday themes. The sketch parodies singer Todrick Hall's musical style with double entendres and innuendo-laden lyrics delivered with upbeat choreography. As the songs become increasingly explicit, the watching family members (played by Beck Bennett, Heidi Gardner, Bowen Yang, and children) react with stunned disbelief. The performance includes guest appearances by songwriter Latony Garag who explains one song is about "the snorty snow" (cocaine). Throughout, one father (Beck) seems surprisingly into the Todrick Hall-esque style while his wife grows increasingly horrified.

Duration: 259 seconds (4:19). This is the second appearance of the singing duo characters Dondra Dupres and Wondrous Williams. They first appeared in the "Funeral Service" sketch from a previous Scarlett Johansson hosted episode. The sketch parodies Todrick Hall's flamboyant musical style, specifically his song "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels". Marked Scarlett Johansson's induction into the Five Timers Club.
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