Weekend Update segment where Mary Anne Louise Fischer (Ego Nwodim) visits the Update desk with Colin Jost to share her unhinged and frantic holiday shopping tips. Wearing a fake neck brace as part of her intimidation strategy, Mary Anne describes the brutal reality of shopping at discount stores like Ross ("Ross Mess for Less") and Nordstrom Rack, comparing them to war zones. Her aggressive advice includes being willing to physically fight for deals, wearing props like a fake neck brace to intimidate other shoppers and get special treatment, and approaching shopping with manic, frantic energy. She reveals she "sues the city" for a living and has mastered the art of exploiting stores and situations to her advantage. Throughout the segment, she delivers her tips with increasingly chaotic energy, mentioning her "three tours in Nordstrom Iraq" and emphasizing that she needs to shop "fast" and "crazy."
