In this Easter-themed sketch, Michael Keaton plays the host of a wholesome Easter special featuring children discussing their favorite Easter candies. However, things quickly go off the rails when two kids, Portia (Kate McKinnon) and Jordan (Bobby Moynihan), reveal increasingly disturbing behaviors and unsettling comments. Portia discusses inappropriate topics like giving up cocaine for Lent and makes crude jokes about hollow chocolate bunnies, while Jordan displays violent tendencies by throwing eggs at walls and making concerning statements. The sketch juxtaposes the innocent premise of children talking about Easter candy with dark, adult humor as Keaton's host character tries to maintain composure while dealing with these troubled children.
