This sketch humorously contrasts Christmas elves (Santa's cheerful toy-making workshop helpers) with fantasy elves (the majestic, warrior-like elves from fantasy literature like Lord of the Rings). The sketch centers on a Christmas elf family where the son is obsessed with being a "true" fantasy elf, creating tension with his Christmas elf parents who have a superiority complex about their toy-making profession. The comedy highlights the vast differences between the two types of elves - one group makes toys like Red Rider BB guns for children, while the other forges mythical weapons and artillery for gods.