In this hilarious parody of "A Charlie Brown Christmas," a pretentious local theater director named Drake Tuttle (Martin Short) and his romantic partner/choreographer Le'Stat (Bowen Yang) take over the school's Christmas pageant, announcing that the original director Charlie Brown is "dead to me." Tuttle proceeds to give absurd theatrical direction to the iconic Peanuts characters, attempting to incorporate modern hip-hop choreography and over-the-top acting notes. He makes uncomfortable comments about Schroeder being "a top," suggests Linus is on the spectrum because of his blanket, and tries to reimagine the wholesome Christmas special as edgy theater. Throughout the chaos, Snoopy (Kenan Thompson) becomes Tuttle's star, earning constant praise with lines like "He gets it!" The sketch perfectly captures both the beloved aesthetic of the original Peanuts special—with the cast nailing the signature dance moves in authentic costumes—and the nightmarish reality of working with an insufferable community theater director.