Two hyperactive delivery drivers battle it out in an epic Christmas season rivalry that proves the holidays bring out the competitive worst in everyone.
The sketch features the recurring characters of the hyperactive UBS delivery man and the SpedEx guy locked in their ongoing heated rivalry during the busy Christmas holiday season. The two delivery drivers compete and battle each other while attempting to deliver packages, showcasing their intense competition and animosity in comedic fashion. The sketch plays on the real-world rivalry between delivery companies during the hectic holiday shipping season.
Duration: 133 seconds (2 minutes, 13 seconds). Originally aired: December 14, 1996. Episode hosted by Harry Connick, Jr. Phil LaMarr mentioned in a 2025 Cracked interview that the "dumb, hyper UPS delivery guy" sketch that he did with Mary Scheer at The Groundlings Theater was adapted for MADtv.
