The Greatest Action Story Ever Told

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

The Terminator
Bryan Callen • Cast
Jesus
David Herman • Cast
Wise Man
Phil LaMarr • Cast

"Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock"

"Don't worry He'll be back!"

"My brothers, let us eat" "Eat this!"

"STOP, STOP KILLING JUDAS!"

"Forgive him Father, He's a Robot from the future"

"Though shall not miss this movie"

Cross between 'The greatest story every told' and Terminator.

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