Dick in a Box

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Two smooth-talking 90s R&B crooners unveil the ultimate Christmas gift that comes in a box.
Christmas
Digital Short
Music Video
Sexual
Parody
1990s
Viral
The Lonely Island

It's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring / That sort of gift don't mean anything
1: Cut a hole in a box / 2: Put your junk in that box / 3: Make her open the box / And that's the way you do it
Christmas; dick in a box / Hanukkah; dick in a box / Kwanzaa; a dick in a box / Every single holiday a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box
Thank you

In this Emmy-winning SNL Digital Short, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake perform as early 1990s R&B singers in a parody music video presenting their special holiday gift idea. Dressed in matching suits with fake beards and wigs, they croon a seductive slow jam explaining their three-step gift-giving process to their girlfriends (played by Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig). The sketch parodies 90s R&B groups like Jodeci, Color Me Badd, and R. Kelly with its earnest vocals and romantic presentation of an absurdly crude concept.

Won the 2007 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics. Became a viral hit with over 28 million YouTube views by October 2007. Recorded around midnight on December 14-15, 2006. Music video filmed in one and a half days in Studio 8H. The word "dick" was bleeped 16 times on the broadcast version. NBC posted an uncensored version online immediately after broadcast. The song was later released digitally as a single in 2009 and included on The Lonely Island's debut album "Incredibad". Considered The Lonely Island's signature song.
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