In this holiday-themed sketch, Brennan explains his increasingly unhinged and impossible travel plans to accommodate everyone's holiday wishes and avoid family conflicts. As he desperately tries to be a people pleaser, his itinerary becomes comically complex, involving multiple flights, cruises, and even space travel. The sketch showcases Brennan's signature breakdown performance, complete with a conspiracy-theory-style board covered in strings and maps detailing his impossible journey. His coworkers Katie, Lily, and Tao listen in growing bewilderment as Brennan spirals deeper into madness trying to explain how he'll manage Thanksgiving with his family, Christmas with his Jewish girlfriend Izzy's family (who apparently go all-out for Christmas), and various other holiday obligations - including accommodating a grandfather who was killed by a turkey and somehow connecting that to why Brennan is legally allowed to pardon a turkey.