Santa Song

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Three women confess their hilariously awkward and increasingly bizarre encounters with Santa Claus in this dreamy, jazzy holiday number that proves meeting your heroes doesn't always go as planned.
Christmas
Musical
Awkward Situations
jazz
1940s
Santa Claus
Home
Celebrity Worship
Awkward
Cringe

Hey sexy mama nice teeth!
Why's asking, virgin?
You tell me, you're in charge Daddy...
Hey Santa, so you and Mrs. Claus never had children. Was that a conscious decision or was there like a health issue there? Or are the elves your children and you keep trying to make a tall one?
I don't know! Because my brain doesn't work!
Santa's a little weird too, hehe.

In this surreal holiday musical sketch, Leslie D (Billie Eilish) leads a 1940s-style girl group performance about an embarrassing encounter with Santa Claus. When Santa appeared by her Christmas tree at 2:45 AM, she got so nervous she called him "sexy mama" and complimented his teeth. Her backup singers Kate McKinnon and Ego Nwodim reveal they also met Santa at a Christmas ball and made things equally uncomfortable - Ego called him "Daddy" and Kate awkwardly asked about his reproductive choices with Mrs. Claus. The sketch escalates when Ego admits she touched Santa inappropriately while trying to point out what she thought was an unzipped fly. At the end, Santa (Kenan Thompson) appears to forgive them all, saying "Santa's a little weird too," and they close with a jazzy "Merry Christmas."

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