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A married couple reviews the hilariously over-the-top Christmas cards on their fridge, from eternally pregnant neighbors to wealthy gay couples with dying dogs.
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I started planning this Christmas card as I was peeing on the pregnancy test
I'm never not pregnant
If our matching pajamas don't make you hate us, flip the card for a long braggy list of what we did this year
What better way to remind you that I met a celebrity at a restaurant 11 months ago than with my Christmas card
As usual, we're dressed to the nines and holding our gross, old little dog that you cannot believe is still alive
Pablo the dog needs a new spine

A married couple (Alex Moffat and Melissa Villaseñor) sits at home reviewing the various Christmas cards displayed on their refrigerator. As they comment on each card, it comes to life showing the stereotypical senders. The parade of holiday card clichés includes: an ultra-white suburban Christian family in matching outfits with impossibly blonde children; an oversharing pregnant cousin in chef hats who has been "never not pregnant" for seven years; a wealthy gay couple holding their ancient, medically-expensive dog Pablo who "needs a new spine"; a passive-aggressive wealthy frenemy named Harper in matching pajamas with a long braggy list; a mysterious widow friend who might be a lesbian; a dentist appointment reminder disguised as a Christmas card; and someone who met Miley Cyrus at a restaurant 11 months ago. The sketch satirizes the performative nature of holiday cards and the various annoying types people receive each year.

PersonRole
Mikey DayWriter
Don Roy KingDirector
Tesha KondratWriter
Streeter SeidellWriter
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