In this parody of the controversial Christmas song "Baby, It's Cold Outside," Keegan-Michael Key plays a man attempting to convince a woman to stay at his place for the evening, singing the classic holiday tune. The woman repeatedly tries to leave, citing various excuses, but the man persists. As the situation escalates and becomes increasingly uncomfortable, the woman reveals she "knows self-defense" and proceeds to beat up the man in a physical confrontation. The sketch humorously subverts the romantic intent of the original song by highlighting its problematic and creepy undertones, ultimately having the woman take control of the situation through violence. A memorable moment includes the woman putting on a second pair of gloves before the confrontation begins.