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A well-intentioned mall elf hilariously forces parents into an increasingly awkward Santa preference gauntlet that spirals from two choices to an uncomfortable many.
Christmas
Racial
social-commentary
mall
Political Correctness
dialogue-driven
Hanukkah
Santa Claus

Thank you for doing this to us
We just remembered that we're Jewish... COME ON GANG!
Blanta is not a thing. Please don't call me that.

In this holiday-themed sketch, a mall elf (Chris Rock) stops families before their Santa photo opportunity to ask them which Santa they'd like: a white Santa or a black Santa. As parents struggle with this uncomfortable choice, trying to claim they "don't see color," the elf introduces even more options including Queer Santa and Arab Santa. The sketch satirizes performative inclusivity and the awkwardness of forced diversity conversations during the holidays. The parents eventually escape by suddenly "remembering" they're Jewish. The sketch features a cameo by Adam Sandler and sharp social commentary wrapped in holiday absurdity.

Duration: 4 minutes 25 seconds\nYouTube views: 1,121,637\nYouTube likes: 16,497\nFeatures a cameo appearance by Adam Sandler\nThe sketch plays with the uncomfortable nature of racial and identity politics during the holiday season\n"Blanta" is mentioned and rejected as terminology for Black Santa

PersonRole
Mike DiCenzoWriter
Jake NordwindWriter
Bryan TuckerWriter
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