Christmas Cards

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A couple reads their holiday cards and discovers their friends' lives are hilariously messier than their Christmas card smiles suggest.
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I put all our Christmas cards on the fridge. Looks festive, right?
People like me, your super white, super Christian neighbor here on the beach with my wife and army of blond children.
And yes, this is the seventh Christmas card in a row I've been pregnant. I'm never not pregnant.
As usual, we're dressed to the nines and holding our gross, old little dog that you cannot believe is still alive.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical procedures
What better way to remind you that I met a celebrity at a restaurant 11 months ago than with my Christmas card.
Every year my Christmas card is a picture of me alone on a crazy-ass vacation. What's my deal? Am I a lesbian? A wealthy widow? You don't care enough to ask your mom, so you'll never know!
What's new with me? Still a bitch, still richer than you, and still married to my handsome yet boring husband who cheats on me.
And if our matching pajamas don't make you hate us, flip the card for a braggy list of what our family did this year.
Thoughts and prayers for our beloved Pablo - he needs a new spine!
He's growing into a fine young incel.
It's girls' faults that I'm not cool.
I'm at the part of puberty where I look like a newborn giraffe.
I'll go when COVID's over.
Anna Montana
Tacky Fake Bitch

A married couple (Alex Moffat, Melissa Villaseñor) sit together reviewing their holiday Christmas cards from friends and family. As they read through each card, the sketch cuts to scenes depicting the people who sent them. The cards reveal increasingly absurd and darkly comedic glimpses into their friends' lives: - A massive white Christian family with an army of blonde children all wearing matching white outfits - A gay couple (Bowen Yang, Andrew Dismukes) with an ancient, dying dog named Pablo who "needs a new spine" - Billie Eilish playing a passive-aggressive wealthy mom with a teenage son "growing into a fine young incel" - A Wisconsin couple (Pete Davidson) who are extremely enthusiastic about their state - Miley Cyrus sending a card but forgetting Hannah Montana's name (calling her "Anna Montana") - Kate McKinnon as an ambiguous character asking "Am I a lesbian or a wealthy widow? You'll never know!" - A couple where Chris Redd was forced into the photo - Ego Nwodim's character who is perpetually pregnant ("7th Christmas card in a row I've been pregnant") - A dentist couple who keep reminding them to schedule an appointment The sketch satirizes the performative nature of holiday cards and the awkward social obligations they create, with the running joke being that the couple says "I'll go when COVID's over" to avoid various invitations.

This was Kate McKinnon's first appearance of Season 47 after being absent for the first seven episodes while filming "Joe vs. Carole". The dying dog Pablo puppet was particularly praised by viewers for its morbidly realistic appearance and quivering. Billie Eilish was 19 at the time of filming, making her younger than all cast members, yet convincingly played a mother of a 15-year-old. The sketch resonated strongly with viewers who found the satire of performative holiday cards very relatable. Miley Cyrus made a surprise cameo appearance. The "I'll go when COVID's over" running joke became particularly poignant as it reflected real-life pandemic avoidance excuses. Duration: 5 minutes 35 seconds (335 seconds). Views: 9,486,395+ (as of December 2021). Likes: 163,980+.

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