Doug (Ryan Gosling) and Gina (Vanessa Bayer) are a new-to-town couple attending a neighborhood Christmas party at a beautiful home. When they arrive, they bring cookies specifically for Santa, insisting he doesn't drink alcohol because "he's gotta drive the sleigh." As the party progresses, the couple becomes increasingly and disturbingly excited about meeting Santa, with Doug growing more intense, aggressive, and violent in his demands to meet "the real Santa." Their romantic obsession with Santa Claus makes all the other guests extremely uncomfortable. The sketch escalates as Doug's behavior becomes more menacing and unhinged, creating a darkly comedic contrast between the festive holiday setting and the couple's disturbing fixation.