The sketch follows Garry Flank, an eccentric entrepreneur who launches an erotic magazine called Taint devoted exclusively to photographing the perineum (the area between the genitals and anus, colloquially known as the taint). The sketch parodies both pornography industry origin stories and lifestyle magazine culture. Garry and his team celebrate their publishing venture with wild parties featuring sugar highs, popcorn eating, and phone calls - all presented as debaucherous behavior. Bob Odenkirk plays a school principal with a distinctively phlegmy voice who becomes involved in the story. The sketch features Scott Aukerman as a nude taint model, with the memorable tagline It's insane, this guy's taint repeated throughout. The sketch includes a slow-motion spinning celebration scene where Garry exclaims THESE ARE THE PARTY DAYS!!! The parody also includes a tragic turn involving a character called Captain Tragedy. The sketch satirizes the banality and absurdity of niche adult entertainment while maintaining an oddly wholesome tone.
