A slapstick sketch portraying the chaotic and unprofessional crew of the S.S. Rumpo cruise ship. The crew, including Benny Hill in multiple roles, engage in various visual gags and slapstick antics, from making passengers seasick to steal their food to spying on female guests. The sketch culminates in a classic Benny Hill chase scene with the inebriated crew pursuing the female passengers around the ship.