This is WKUK's longest sketch at 11 minutes and 41 seconds, presented in four acts. After climbing Mount Everest, an adventurer (Zach) finds himself being extorted by a cunning diamond thief (Trevor) who has compromising photographs. The absurd plot escalates to involve his wife Candace (Darren, playing one of his "ugliest girl" characters), journeys to volcanoes, encounters with a devil character, and the destruction of fishing villages. The sketch is known for its completely illogical premise that somehow maintains an internal logic throughout its extended runtime. Trevor Moore cited this as one of his favorite WKUK sketches besides "Saturday," and the troupe stated they never planned to make a sketch longer than Opus.
