In this absurdist commercial parody, Tim and Eric present competing price businesses in a split-screen format. Tim advertises "Tim's Discount Prices" offering low prices like "9.99 for 0.00" and "2.99 for 5.50." Eric counters with "Eric's Premium Prices," promoting "fine European prices" that are somehow "American made," offering deals like ".49 for .00" and mentioning luxury materials like "creamulum." The sketch escalates from competitive pricing claims into increasingly bizarre and hostile accusations, with Tim warning customers that Eric is a liar who will "cut his head off" and ultimately warning that Eric will rape customers. The comedy satirizes the absurdity of competitive advertising through surreal price comparisons, contradictory claims, and extreme character assassination.
