In this sketch, Ms. Swan witnesses a crime and is brought in to give an eyewitness report to a detective. Despite being an eyewitness, Ms. Swan provides deliberately vague and unhelpful descriptions of the criminal, refusing to give any useful identifying information. Her responses to the detective's questions are evasive and confusing, ultimately revealing that she won't snitch on the robber. Throughout the interrogation, she uses her signature catchphrases and comedic broken English to frustrate the detective's attempts to get a clear description of the suspect.
