A commercial parody sketch that plays on the question "What is sexy?" The sketch features absurd visuals of people being sprayed with water in unusual situations. The commercial format presents these surreal scenarios as if advertising Wilson Garden products (hose and hoe). Jeanne Tripplehorn appears prominently in a red dress as "The Wilson Woman." The sketch parodies typical perfume and lifestyle commercials of the era with their abstract, sensual imagery, but humorously reveals the product to be mundane garden tools.