A satirical sketch about America deciding to blow up the moon for no particular reason other than patriotic fervor. The sketch features a press conference where government officials announce the absurd plan to blow up the moon during a full moon "so we can get it all." The announcement is followed by a jingoistic country song performed by C.S. Lewis Jr. that supports the mission with blind patriotic enthusiasm.




| Person | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| Bill Odenkirk | Writer | |
| Bob Odenkirk | Writer | |
| Brian Posehn | Writer | |
| David Cross | Writer | |
| Dino Stamatopoulos | Writer | |
| Jay Johnston | Writer | |
| Mike Stoyanov | Writer | |
| Mike Upchurch | Writer | |
| Paul F. Tompkins | Writer |