Dafydd Thomas, who proclaims himself "the only gay in the village," meets a new arrival who claims to be actually gay and has had sex with men. When the newcomer tells Dafydd he's gay and has "had sex with men and everything," Myfanwy quips "That's more than you've had, Dafydd," leading to Dafydd's indignant response. The sketch satirizes Dafydd's desperate need to be unique and special as the village's sole gay representative, which is threatened by the arrival of someone who is genuinely more experienced. The character's elaborate costume and dramatic reactions contrast with his lack of actual gay experiences.



| Person | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| Matt Lucas | Writer | |
| David Walliams | Writer | |
| Steve Bendelack | Director | |
| Geoff Posner | Other | |
| Tom Baker | Other | |
| Jon Plowman | Other |