Mr. Science

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

Johnny LaRue (John Candy) hosts a children's educational show called "Mr. Science" while clearly hungover. In this episode, he teaches a young boy (Donald Cowper, John Candy's real-life nephew) about "science" through highly inappropriate lessons. LaRue demonstrates how to make instant coffee, explains that TVs have "scanners in there," and teaches about combustion by lighting cigarettes. The sketch is a brilliant parody of educational children's programming, with LaRue's disheveled, irresponsible behavior contrasting sharply with the earnest format of educational TV shows like "Mr. Wizard."

This is a repeat from Series 1, Episode 5 (originally aired in 1977). Listed as "Mr. Science: Coffee (R1)" in the SCTV Guide. Donald Cowper is John Candy's real nephew.