Fred and Carrie visit Candace, a feminist artisan who sells vagina-shaped pillows for every room in the house. The sketch satirizes Portland's extreme feminist boutique culture and quirky artisan products. Candace offers unsweetened maple syrup and plays passive-aggressive flute music while defending her product line. The couple struggles to politely decline while Candace becomes increasingly defensive about her creations. The sketch hilariously depicts the awkwardness of trying to escape an uncomfortable sales pitch from an overly earnest Portland artisan.
