Vital Information

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

Vital Information is a recurring sketch featuring rapid-fire one-liners delivered in a deadpan style, similar to SNL's Weekend Update format. The host would deliver absurdist observations and non-sequiturs while sitting at a desk, beginning each segment with "And now, it's time for Vital Information with [host name]" and ending with "I'm [host name], and that's Vital Information for your everyday life!" The sketch became one of the most iconic and longest-running segments in All That history.

Host of Vital Information
Lori Beth Denberg • Cast

If you're on a trip with your family, and you are lost, ask your father for directions. He'll tell you he's not lost. Ask him again. He'll tell you it's just up the road. After that, just keep your mouth shut, because you are lost.

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

If you ever meet a ghost, don't scream at them, it hurts their feelings.

You know those orange cones on the highway? The Government watches you through those.

If your house is on fire, don't stop to pack.