A driver's ed teacher (Tim Robinson) shows his class a dated educational video about texting and driving. In the video, a woman (Patti Harrison) becomes distracted by dirty tables while driving. The teacher becomes increasingly unhinged, yelling at the students not to ask any questions about the tables, insisting he "can't know how to hear any more about TABLES!" The woman in the video passionately explains that the tables are how she buys her house and they keep her house hot. The sketch parodies the awkwardness of outdated educational videos shown in driver's education classes.
