A satirical parody of the drama series "Friday Night Lights" that tackles rape culture in high school football communities. In this sketch, a small-town Texas high school's new football coach (Josh Charles) implements a controversial "no rape" code of conduct for his football team, sparking fierce opposition from the players, townspeople, and even his own wife (Amy Schumer). The sketch uses the aesthetic and dramatic style of Friday Night Lights to highlight the disturbing normalization of sexual assault in some sports cultures, with absurdist comedy that emphasizes how reasonable the coach's policy should be, yet how radical it's portrayed as being. The sketch features Amy Schumer doing a Southern accent and includes a recurring visual gag of increasingly large wine glasses.

