Ronnie Dobbs

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

A parody of the reality TV show COPS featuring Ronnie Dobbs, an inveterate low-level criminal who is repeatedly arrested on camera for various absurd offenses. The sketch follows Ronnie through multiple arrests, capturing the exploitative nature of reality crime television. The segment includes mockumentary-style interviews, a fictional movie adaptation of Ronnie's life called "Natural Born Drunk," and a Puscifer performance featuring Maynard James Keenan and Adam Jones from Tool. The sketch satirizes reality crime television and its exploitation of criminals for entertainment, while also mocking the celebrity-making machine of Hollywood.

Headshots not available due to video format (1995 COPS-style parody with rapid cuts and lower quality).