A parody of the reality TV show COPS featuring Ronnie Dobbs, an inveterate low-level criminal who is repeatedly arrested on camera for various absurd offenses. The sketch follows Ronnie through multiple arrests, capturing the exploitative nature of reality crime television. The segment includes mockumentary-style interviews, a fictional movie adaptation of Ronnie's life called "Natural Born Drunk," and a Puscifer performance featuring Maynard James Keenan and Adam Jones from Tool. The sketch satirizes reality crime television and its exploitation of criminals for entertainment, while also mocking the celebrity-making machine of Hollywood.
