A man (Tim Robinson) offers free designated driver services to his drunk friends while presenting himself as "The Driving Crooner" - using window decals of a fedora and cigar on his driver's side window to create an "illusion" that only works from one specific angle. The character hilariously misunderstands what "crooning" actually is, thinking it means wearing a fedora and wiggling a cigar rather than singing. Throughout the ride, he oscillates wildly between pride in his business concept, anger at frat boys who threaten him, paranoid fear that people are trying to steal his decals or make the illusion look fake, and melancholy about his dreams of expanding statewide with 5 cars. He insists the concept is "simply too good" and is trying to figure out how to monetize it.
