Two parking valets engage in an animated and profanity-laced conversation about their love for action star Liam Neeson (referred to throughout as "Liam Neesons"). The sketch features the valets getting increasingly excited as they discuss Neeson's action movies, particularly the Taken franchise (referred to as "Tooken"). The conversation escalates with physical comedy, including one valet performing Irish dance moves (river dancing) in tribute to Neeson's Irish heritage. They also discuss other action stars like Bruce Willis ("Bruce Willy"). Their enthusiasm builds throughout the conversation as they passionately declare their fandom with energetic and profane expressions.
