A dark, surreal sketch inspired by David Lynch's "Eraserhead" set in a dystopian sausage factory called Krüpe Meats. Shot in black and white with an unsettling industrial atmosphere, the sketch follows a sullen factory worker (played by Bruce McCulloch) who falls in love with a woman at the factory. The sketch features absurdist moments like dragging sausages across the floor while still taking time to kiss and personalize every box. Another worker (Scott Thompson) obsessively screams "SAUSAGES!" while working on the factory floor. The sketch ends with the philosophical line "We are all... sausages." More of an absurdist art film than a typical KITH sketch, it captures a weird, nightmarishly creepy yet hilarious tone reminiscent of Soviet-era dystopian cinema and Lynch's surrealist work.





| Person | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| John Blanchard | Director | |
| Norm Hiscock | Writer | |
| Dave Foley | Writer | |
| Bruce McCulloch | Writer |