Head Crusher: Rival

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Absurdist
Physical Comedy
Recurring
Urban
Rivalry
1990s
Surreal
Parody
Competition

I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!
Wait a minute... THAT HEAD HAS ALREADY BEEN CRUSHED!
I'm pinching faces! Something wonderful I invented. Thank you, thank you!
Never mess with a pro, buddy!
Aha, I've got you now!

The Head Crusher (Mark McKinney) encounters his arch nemesis: the Face Pincher. While out crushing heads on the street, Mr. Tyzik notices a couple whose heads have already been crushed and discovers another person with the same hobby - but instead of crushing heads, this rival pinches faces. The Face Pincher introduces himself, explaining "I'm pinching faces! Something wonderful I invented. Thank you, thank you!" The two engage in an epic confrontation where the Head Crusher manages to push apart the Face Pincher's fingers in a brilliant move, and ultimately crushes his rival's head in a dramatic showdown set to orchestral music reminiscent of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly." This is one of the most memorable Head Crusher sketches from the series.
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