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Head Crusher: Rival

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The Head Crusher (Mark McKinney) encounters his arch nemesis: the Face Pincher. While out crushing heads on the street, Mr. Tyzik notices a couple whose heads have already been crushed and discovers another person with the same hobby - but instead of crushing heads, this rival pinches faces. The Face Pincher introduces himself, explaining "I'm pinching faces! Something wonderful I invented. Thank you, thank you!" The two engage in an epic confrontation where the Head Crusher manages to push apart the Face Pincher's fingers in a brilliant move, and ultimately crushes his rival's head in a dramatic showdown set to orchestral music reminiscent of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly." This is one of the most memorable Head Crusher sketches from the series.

I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!
Wait a minute... THAT HEAD HAS ALREADY BEEN CRUSHED!
I'm pinching faces! Something wonderful I invented. Thank you, thank you!
Never mess with a pro, buddy!
Aha, I've got you now!