The Head Crusher (Mark McKinney) encounters his arch nemesis: the Face Pincher. While out crushing heads on the street, Mr. Tyzik notices a couple whose heads have already been crushed and discovers another person with the same hobby - but instead of crushing heads, this rival pinches faces. The Face Pincher introduces himself, explaining "I'm pinching faces! Something wonderful I invented. Thank you, thank you!" The two engage in an epic confrontation where the Head Crusher manages to push apart the Face Pincher's fingers in a brilliant move, and ultimately crushes his rival's head in a dramatic showdown set to orchestral music reminiscent of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly." This is one of the most memorable Head Crusher sketches from the series.


| Person | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| Dave Foley | Writer | |
| Bruce McCulloch | Writer | |
| Kevin McDonald | Writer | |
| Mark McKinney | Writer | |
| Scott Thompson | Writer | |
| Garry Campbell | Writer | |
| John Blanchard | Director | |
| Stephen Surjik | Director |