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The Playa Haters' Ball

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Once a year, all the Playa Haters get together at the annual Playa Haters' Ball to honor the most prestigious verbal abusers on the planet. The sketch features an awards ceremony where foul-mouthed pimp-like characters compete for the title of "Playa Hater of the Year" by trading increasingly creative and hilarious insults at each other. They hate on "a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, skig-skag skanks and scallywags, ho's, heifers, heehaws, and hoolihoos." The sketch is a spoof on the Players Ball, an annual gathering of pimps in Chicago that has been a November tradition since 1974.

I'm Silky Johnson. First off, I'd like to thank God almighty, for giving everybody so much, and me so little.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish. Good Evening.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!
Man, you should take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death.
What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.