A fake commercial for the Cinco Food Tube, a satirical product advertisement featuring Kent and Rudy on a double date at a fancy restaurant. The Cinco Food Tube is presented as a device that allows people to become "Food Tubers" by consuming their meals through a tube rather than eating normally. The sketch parodies infomercials and product commercials with the absurdist humor typical of Tim and Eric, showcasing the ridiculous concept of replacing traditional eating with tube-based consumption.


| Person | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| Tim Heidecker | Director | |
| Jonathan Krisel | Director | |
| Eric Wareheim | Director | |
| Jonathan Krisel | Writer | |
| Doug Lussenhop | Writer | |
| Jon Mugar | Writer |