A commercial parody featuring "The Grapist," a purple-suited mascot who promotes Grapist brand grape soda (Fizzy-Pops Grape Blast) with the slogan "I'm going to grape you in the mouth!" The sketch satirizes children's advertising by creating an inappropriately named and designed mascot whose catchphrases and costume design have unfortunate double meanings that sound like references to sexual assault. At a boardroom meeting, an advertising executive raises concerns about the problematic nature of the character, alleging that the commercial alludes to rape. Despite these objections, the head of the boardroom dismisses the concerns, and the enthusiastic Grapist mascot continues his pitch for the fruity beverage targeted at children, making the situation increasingly uncomfortable.





| Person | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| Zach Cregger | Director | |
| Trevor Moore | Director | |
| Sam Brown | Writer | |
| Zach Cregger | Writer | |
| Trevor Moore | Writer |