A fake commercial for "Cinco Boy" - a synthetic replacement child produced by the Cinco company. The sketch features a salesman named Gorb (played by Peter Stormare) promoting the Cinco Boy Synthetic Son as a replacement for your original son, describing it as "like your original son - only better." The commercial showcases the absurdist humor typical of Tim and Eric, presenting the disturbing concept of replacing your child with a synthetic version in the style of a cheerful infomercial. The sketch parodies product commercials while exploring dark comedy themes about parenthood and consumer culture.
| Person | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| Tim Heidecker | Director | |
| Jonathan Krisel | Director | |
| Eric Wareheim | Director | |
| Eric Fensler | Writer | |
| Jonathan Krisel | Writer | |
| Doug Lussenhop | Writer |
